Приходит придворный астролог к коро...

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Приходит придворный астролог к королю и грит:
- Ваше Величество, звезды говорят, что королева умрет завтра!
И точно, на завтра королева отбросила тапочки.
Злой как собака король вызывает астролога и, поигрывая мечом,
спрашивает:
- А скажи мне, любезнейший, что говорят звезды о твоей кончине?
Астролог:
- Не знаю, Ваше Величество, но они говорят, что король умрет
через 3 дня после моей кончины....!

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